Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Wanted: dead or alive

£1000, 000 REWARD
For information leading to the arrest, assasination or otherwise disposal of Anthony Osborne, aka The Cut-Up Kid, aka Tony The Rat, aka Champagne Charlie.

Wanted for grand lacerny, grievous philosophical arrogance and insurrection against the soul.

If spotted, approach with caution, this character is known to be dangerous.


Blogger Dr Anthony Donovan said...

Hey. You've got a Bob Mortimer thing going on, Anthony; if you don't mind me saying so...

Those are serious crimes, too.

4:24 PM  
Blogger St Anthony said...

Not the least of my crimes, it has to be said.

4:30 PM  
Blogger St Anthony said...

Actually, I'm sure Rose once told me she found the good Bob quite attractive ... which is a step up from Lee Majors.

4:33 PM  
Blogger Dr Anthony Donovan said...

Majors and Mortimer - that couple straddle most things, I'd say. I always favoured Bob over Vic - that's probably what one issupposed to say, but it is true nonetheless. I do like Jonathan Ross' comment above Vic though: something like - '...poor Vic, he's all surface; though there isa lot of it...'.

5:05 PM  
Blogger Molly Bloom said...

Oi, Oi, Oi. Now stop a minute...did someone just diss Lee on here? Right...that's fighting talk that is!

I'm calling the police! I know where he lives! I seem to remember the last time the police were after you Mr. Anthony.

7:05 PM  
Blogger Molly Bloom said...

It is a cornucopia of Anthonys over here. I'm almost dizzy with it.

7:41 PM  
Blogger St Anthony said...

You'll never take me alive ... copper!

8:27 AM  

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