The Fish Needs A Bike
How did they participate in congress?
Initially they urinated on each other, the act colloquially known as golden showers.
Then what happened?
Then, as Aquinas might have it, he introduced the male member into the unnatural female orifice (posterior).
Then what did he do?
He introduced his tongue into the aforementioned orifice.
And then?
He then introduced the male member into the unnatural female orifice (oral) and experienced the ejaculation of semen.
What followed this operation?
He later expressed dissatisfaction, petulantly, peevishly, upon finding a hair in his food.
To what conclusion did he arrive, upon calm reflection?
He reckoned that that Andrea Dworkin may just have been right in her proclamations upon the male gender, to wit: some men need to be shot/castrated/ put in a cage.*
*delete as applicable
Initially they urinated on each other, the act colloquially known as golden showers.
Then what happened?
Then, as Aquinas might have it, he introduced the male member into the unnatural female orifice (posterior).
Then what did he do?
He introduced his tongue into the aforementioned orifice.
And then?
He then introduced the male member into the unnatural female orifice (oral) and experienced the ejaculation of semen.
What followed this operation?
He later expressed dissatisfaction, petulantly, peevishly, upon finding a hair in his food.
To what conclusion did he arrive, upon calm reflection?
He reckoned that that Andrea Dworkin may just have been right in her proclamations upon the male gender, to wit: some men need to be shot/castrated/ put in a cage.*
*delete as applicable
posted by St. Anthony at Tuesday, December 12, 2006
3 Comments:
As Ted Milton said:
The fish needs a bike.
The bike needs a big bucket full of Japanese phlegm.
i am going out for our festive feed up tonight. all the lads and lasses from work. throughout the meal i wil bear that bucket of phlegm in mind.
Yes ... it is, unfortunately, the sort of verbal riff that repeats on you.
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